Boxers and hookers

We’ve just been to the Thai boxing. It was awesome, I loved it. I’m glad I didn’t offer to get in the ring cus for that bit they put four people in there, blindfolded them and then just rang the bell. The crowd erupted with laughter as we watched the ref get beaten around the… Continue Reading

Chiang Mai not Chiang Rai

I didn’t sleep very well on the train last night. I pretty much ran the battery down on my iPod in an effort to doze off and now my ears are ringing. I even resorted to doing dips between the bunks. It was a loooong night. I just wasn’t that tired I think, otherwise it… Continue Reading

Antz

We woke up to an infestation of ants this morning. It seems there’s partially digested fish blocking the drain in the bathroom and the ants have got wind of it. Thousands of um. Luckily we moved out today. The shower was blocked too. Bathing in an ever increasing pool of fish bits and mushrooms isn’t… Continue Reading

Yep, I am definitely the group knob

So after drinking a litre of 80% proof rum and a shed load of whiskey I got back (somehow) to my hotel room and decided to redecorate. Raw fish and dried squid is much worse on the way out than it is on the way in, and that’s saying something! I really won’t be drinking… Continue Reading

wasted

for about 20p I can have a shot of 80% proof booze. I wasted. can’t stand fish. just eaten a dried squid. feel sick. love this place. Tomorrow I eat anything. grasshoppers and scorpions. bring it on. told lots of people to man the fuck up and eat shit. so wasted. just asked a guy… Continue Reading